Unlike the first time I tried to take the bus to work, yesterday the bus actually came. Whether or not this was a good thing, though, I’m not sure, because it was the most crazy crowded bus I’ve ever been on in my life! Reminiscent of the Tokyo subway – seriously, people on the outside were pushing the back doors shut because otherwise they wouldn’t close. Full of kids headed to Uni High in west L.A. – what this says about our local high school, I can only wonder – loud and obnoxious and not exactly the sensory experience I had hoped for at 7am. Silly me, with my fantasies of sitting and reading a book.
I ended up standing, awkwardly, with ten pounds of laptop on my back, trying to reach the grab rail that is just a teensy bit too high for those of us shorter than average, from my corner all the way to Santa Monica. And ended up, of course, with my back in pain the whole rest of the day.
The ride home, on the other hand, was dreamy*, and if I could catch a morning bus that would allow me to sit and read the entire time I’d be all over it. I think further experimentation is in order, but not this week, since my boss has whomped me with another unreasonable deadline, so staying at work into the wee dark hours is a likely prospect. Darned work, getting in the way of my attempts at eco-friendliness!
*Dreamy, except for those STUPID televisions they have on the buses. WTF? Is there anything more depressing than being part of a captive audience for dreary news stories and subprime loan scam advertisements? Please.
June 17, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Ugh, tvs on the bus. We’ve got free WiFi up here. You’re getting a bum deal.
June 17, 2008 at 5:00 pm
TVs on buses?! Wow, you west coast people have everything.
June 17, 2008 at 5:23 pm
I *HATED* the TVs on the buses in LA. My favorite was when they first installed them, they ran these famous people trivia questions and they’d always be the founding fathers, British royalty, long ago movie stars–in general, dead white men. Not exactly designed for the demographic that rides the bus in LA. At least the early trivia questions didn’t have sound!!
June 17, 2008 at 7:47 pm
What you need is TV-B-Gone. http://www.tvbgone.com/cfe_tvbg_main.php
It works on most TVs.
June 18, 2008 at 7:03 am
Know what you mean about the hand bar. In San Francisco I could sometimes manage to curl a finger to hang on but usually had to embrace one of the poles and hope for the best when we hit the hills. My greeting upon arriving home: “Hi honey! Check out the bruises I got on the bus today!”
June 18, 2008 at 1:19 pm
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June 18, 2008 at 8:51 pm
I love taking the bus… when there are no kids on it. I can’t believe they have TVs on buses down there.
June 19, 2008 at 6:43 am
TransitTV is owned by some schmuck in Florida. T-TV is a Windows-based programme that is sent wireless via transponders along the route. I imagine there are a few folk who know how to disable it.
There is a sensor connected to the accelerator of the bus that prompts the volume. Less pressure decreases the gain, and more pressure makes the sound louder. Try taking a nap in the morning, say 5 a.m. or so, for a long trip into the Foothills or either Valley. The sudden increase in sound is sure to make it all but impossible.
I have a number of videos of just how fulla shit is TransitTV and Metro, especially when it comes to the promotion of private motor vehicles.